Showing posts with label jay z. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jay z. Show all posts

Monday, 4 August 2014

You know what really grinds my gears

Ok, first blog entry, so I'll keep it quick.  Lets be upfront, I have no idea what I'm doing, and I don't want to waste your time - assuming you are reading this in the first place.  If not, I assume you came across this blog by mistake when searching the internets for pictures of funny looking vegetables.  Probs not, but just in case here you go:

Funny looking vegetable

What I do know is, I'm white, male, hetro, middle aged and I have opinions!  Potentially I'm also going through what is commonly called a mid-life crisis.  I think all the signs are there, not that I'm a psychologist or anything - but lets review:
  • quit well paying good job - tick!
  • started wearing a neck scarf - tick!
  • bought a motorbike - tick!
  • Concerned for me mental health - the dog
    started talking to the dog, a lot - tick! (here he is looking confused, even though I only used simple words)
  •  got a tattoo - tick!
  • found myself in Spain, got damn drunk in Spain - oh yes tick that!
There are probably others, but I'm struggling to remember them.  Since I left full time employment I feel I may have gotten dumber, in a 'my mind is an empty vessel' kinda way.  There may be a bit of artistic license with the above list, I mean it's not like I did them all in the last week or anything, they were building over a bit longer than that.

Anyway, I said I would keep this short.  I mean I don't even know if anyone is reading this.  In these crazy times of conflict in Gaza and BeyoncĂ© leaving Jay Z, does the world really need another blog?  Maybe not.  But due to the quitting job thing, I now seem to have a lot more time on my hands, so I guess I'm not going away and get used to it.